HELL YEAH! Leatherman 830850 Skeletool CX Multitool
So you wanna do some outdoorsing, huh? Well you are not gonna get far without this sweet ass motherfucking Leatherman 830850 Skeletool CX Multitool! That’s 4 inches and 5 ounces of pure dicksqueezing Skeletool awesomness. Yeah, they’re pretty light, but you don’t have to feel like a girly man on account of that, they’re made specially light so you can swing them around even faster and chop down that fucking cherry tree in a goddamn split of a second. Sweet Jesus! Check out that big ass blade on that motherfucker. You can open it with only one hand which comes in handy when you’re wrestling bears with the other one. Bam! Just a second and you’re dead mister bear!
You better sit down for this one… Sweet grandma on a stick, you’ve got a universal bit driver! That’s right mister, simply unfold the tool and remove the bit from the bit driver and pop it out - you just changed your motherfucking tool bit. Wanna hear about the included bits? Phillips #1 and #2 and screwdrivers 3/16 and 1/4-inch - yeah! Screw those fucking screws like it’s nobody’s damn business.
Tired of cutting wire with your bare teeth? Let’s save those teeth for biting heads off bloodthirsty zombies, you got a hard-wire cutter in those plier jaws. And you also get some regular wire cutters just in case you’re a cry baby and a pussy.
Oh you want something more? Sure you do - carabiner/bottle opener, now you can open up a bottle while hanging off a fucking 1000-foot cliff!
You won’t get any of that pansy ass bullshit with Leatherman 830850 Skeletool CX Multitool. Fuck no! Stainless steel, Tungsten DLC coating, carbon fiber, 154CM, you’ll shit your fucking pants once you lay your eyes on this godly appliance!
Look at that shit, it looks like some motherfucking godzilla shark!
If you don’t wanna hold that bitchass motherfucker in your hands right now then I guess you better just go crawl in a corner and die!
